Parental e-mail

I received an e-mail from my dad the other day:

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From: Fred Atkins

To: Ben Atkins

Sent: Tue 1/28/2014 16:48

Subj: tnagled tongues

Today, Mom was talking to a friend, telling her about how your seminal fluid had backed up!!  Caught herself and corrected to spinal fluid.

I had a friend ask me how you were doing, and I said, “pretty good, we’re just in limbo now, waiting for the autopsy results.”  I realized my error immediately and fixed it, but not before her jaw dropped and she said “Oh no..”

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Maybe it wouldn't hurt for them to get checked for brain tumors, too...